Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive October 12, 2026
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long? Bribing? Taking bribes from oligarchs? Yeah, that can take a lot of time out of your schedule. All right, well I guess I'll just handle it myself. Okay, all right, and you have a good day too. Why is my phone yelling at me? Well, if you'd like to take today's classified top-secret experience up to levels you've never known before, this is how you do it. All you need is

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a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine. The other day, the thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now.

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Do you see behind me two whiteboards? Is there anything that can be bett

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er than coffee with Scott Adams and two whiteboards? Yes, three or more whiteboards. It's a trick question. All right, there is so much news today. I'm just going to run through the important stories. I'm going to start at the top with the most important stories and then we'll work down toward the end. I will be eating crow for all of my wrongness about the pandemic. Those of you who like to watc…

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