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Oh shoot, I don't know what to do now. I found a classified item in my drawer. I need to call the FBI immediately. Hello, FBI? Yeah, I know, I feel stupid now. I found a classified item. It was in my drawer. I don't know who put it there. Probably my assistant. I assume my assistants are terrible with classified information. I didn't even know it was there, really. So I thought I would... what th…
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All right, well I guess I'll just handle it myself. Okay, all right, and you have a good day too.
Why is my phone yelling at me? Well, if you'd like to take today's classified top-secret experience up to levels you've never known before, this is how you do it. All you need is
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a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine. The other day, the thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Go. Do you see behind me two whiteboards? Is there anything that can be bett
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