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Hey, boom-boom-boom-boom. Hey Greg, come on in here. Good to see you. I'm glad you joined. The rest of you, come on in. Hurry up. It's good to see all of you. It's another wonderful day. It's a perfect day for a Coffee with Scott Adams. What a way to spend your morning. What a way to wake up and join the weekend, which is going to be amazing. Best weekend in a while. A
← Previous segment →nd the best way to kick off the weekend, I think you know. Yeah. Yep. I think you know it requires a little thing called the simultaneous sip. And all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a decanter, a flask, a thermos, a vessel. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy it with me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including the damn pandemic. It's called the simultaneous sip.
If it happens now... go. Mm-hmm. I can feel the hospitalization rates decreasing with every sip.
Let's talk about some stuff. I tweeted a real thinker yesterday. This one
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will make you stop and really, really think, or it won't make any sense at all. So one of those two things is going to happen to you in a moment. You're either going to have a really profound moment, or for most of you, maybe 80 percent, you're going to say, I don't even know what that meant. It goes like this. Listen carefully. Twenty percent of you are going to have a profound moment. Eighty pe…
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