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and now I changed my mind. Could he do that? If you saw Kanye say you know everybody criticized me I looked into it and I gotta say that was just a mistake. I believe he could pull that off. He could pull though because you know what America really forgives? Well what is it that America is really forgiving for? We forgive honest mistakes when somebody owns it, right? If you own your mistake people…
← Previous segment →t you be more like me? Quite the opposite. Quite the opposite. He is all he has always told you he's basically a mess who happens to be an artistic genius. Both true. He's an artistic genius maybe a business genius until recently and he's also a mess but he's transparent about it. You know mental problems and all.
Ice Cube passed up 9 million because of the jab and so he lost some work because is that what you're saying? Yeah he he's still interesting though.
All right. Anybody watching the World Cup? I guess Lionel Messi his team lost to Saudi Arabia. Wow that was a shocker. If you don't follow soccer you don't realize what a world bending shocker that was.
Now here's a little tip for you. If you don't like watching soccer and that would be common of a number of Americans spend five minutes looking for highlight reels of Lionel Messi scoring goals and it's not like watching soccer, right? Soccer is a lot of people trying stuff that doesn't work. Oh I tried that pass but somebody got it. Oh I tried to get past that guy but he stopped me. It's like a whole bunch of people who aren't quite good enough to play soccer playing soccer it looks like. And then Lionel Messi will just dribble through like 13 of them in a row and then score this ridiculous goal into the corner. And you watch that and you say I don't know what I even saw. Like I don't even know how any that's possible.
And you also have to remember that Messi was told he was too small to play professional soccer because he's small and he's the best player in the world. So you know I guess maybe I root for him for overcoming that obstacle as well. But when you watch Lionel Messi it's not like watching soccer. You're watching it almost looks like it's not possible. It looks like magic or something. So do yourself a favor. Five minutes of Lionel Messi YouTube highlight reel. It'll just blow your mind. You won't believe people can do what he does.
He was put on HGH during puberty we'll see. How tall is he? Alexa how tall is Lionel Messi? He's five seven.
All right ladies and gentlemen I believe that's just about all I have for today. This might be the best live stream you've ever seen. Tom Brady is the poor man's Lionel Messi. Okay maybe there is a limit to that. There might be a limit to how well that joke works, huh?
Did exception to the rule. All right. Yeah the news was interesting but there wasn't much of it today so I'm gonna go do some other stuff and all of you have a great day on YouTube. I'll talk to the locals people in a minute.