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od. Yeah, that's some good stuff. Well, the good news is the Dilbert website is restored. So from Friday through Tuesday it was pretty well hosed. I don't have any updates myself, so I don't know what the problem was or why it took so long, but my initial belief was it was probably a bad hack. I don't know. But it's back up and is working, and that's all good. Did you know that Intel, the compan…
← Previous segment →hat you do is then you wait. That primes the detector. What you're waiting for is for somebody to say "Swimming is the best form of exercise." And then you got them. That's an NPC because the NPCs will only say the most obvious thing you could say in that situation, right? So just ask that. Just say, "Oh, this new form of exercise." And just wait. "Swimming is the best form of exercise." Gotcha. I gotcha.
So you try that. Try that on your so-called relatives over the holidays. Find out how many of your so-called relatives, if you know what I mean, are real.
All right. San Francisco is going full racist. The city of San Francisco fired a person who is in charge of its elections, the elections department chief, whose performance was good. There was no problem whatsoever. And the people who fired him said, "No, there's no problem with his performance." He had one problem that they couldn't overlook: white and male.
And they said, "How in the world are we ever going to have diversity at the senior levels of responsibility if these white people are clogging up the progress? They're keeping these jobs." So there was a white guy who was like ruining everything by simply having a job and doing it well according to everybody. And because he had a job and he did it well, he was obviously sort of a racist because he was blocking out any chance of diversity because there were only so many jobs. So he got fired.
I would love to be the lawyer who handles that lawsuit because if that's not a slam dunk, I don't kno
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w anything. If you can't win that lawsuit, I don't know anything about anything. Am I wrong? Don't you just have to show up to win that one? So why was he fired? Well, he was fired because he's a white male and that's the end of the case, isn't it? Or could you get a jury in San Francisco who said, "I'd like to hear more. I'd like to hear the other side of this." Only in San Francisco could the…
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