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Now if you'd like to take it up to levels of happiness that we didn't even know were possible until recently, all you need is a cup, a mug, or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, this time a canteen, jug or flask, or a vessel of any kind and fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure that Don B. A. means everything's better. It's called the simultane…