Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 22, 2026
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the best thing that ever happened to anybody who's ever been born anywhere. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. Every now and then I like to remind my audience, just in case you're wondering, that I have more than one t-shirt that looks just like this one. Some of you may be concerned that I only own one t-shirt, but no, I own about a dozen of these, and I…

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needs props and all that stuff. That's way too much work. If you're going to do a uniform and a look and a brand, go for basic. Saves you a lot of time.

Hey, who came here for the simultaneous sip? Besides everybody. And all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a tanker, Chelsea's done a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. How much do

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I like coffee? A lot. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes all of you better looking, a little bit sexier, definitely smarter. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Go. Yes, I would like to pay respect to my, uh, what would it be, my ethnic origins by doing the whitest thing anybody's ever done after the simultaneo…

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