Good morning everybody. Welcome to the most amazing hour you're likely to ever spend in your entire life. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. Normally it's tremendous. On an average day it's better than anything you've ever experienced. But today even the normal Coffee with Scott Adams experience is going to go to a new level. It will. Yeah.

And if you'd like to get us started off right, and by the way you might need a little swaddling for your brain, find a nice warm blanket unless you're exercising. If you're running on the beach right now and you hear me laughing in your ear as you're running on the beach and you're saying, "Damn it, he's making me laugh when I'm running on the beach. I think he's talking about me." And I am. So keep running on the beach. But the rest o