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Back to episode — Episode 1462 Scott Adams - Things in the Headlines That Make me Laugh and Cry

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Morning. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams once again, the best part of your day. It never fails. And is everybody ready? Are you prepared? Because you don't want to go into this without preparation. That would

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be insanity.

All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a thermos, a canteen, a drink container, a flesh vessel. Again, any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes, well, everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

Who says I have the wor

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st theme song ever? So cruel. You're so cruel. Well, here's my favorite story of the day. A Saudi prince had 80 falcons that he wanted to relocate or possibly take on vacation. The story's a little unclear. But he bought airplane seats for all 80 of his falcons. Now of course they were tied to little stands so the falcons couldn't fly around inside the plane. But here's a question I ask. Suppose…

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