Back to episode — Episode 885 Scott Adams - Announcing my Candidacy for President of the United States
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Hey everybody, come on in here. It's time for another delightful episode of Coffee with Scott Adams. It will be featuring the simultaneous sip. Yes, we will not be skipping that today. I have a very special announcement as soon as you all get in here. But first, for those of you who are fleet of finger, fast enough to get in here, people who are well prepared, people who are not going to work any…
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Well, the big news of the day is of course I'm announcing my candidacy for President of the United States, effective today. Now there are some caveats. The caveats a
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re important. Number one, I'm not going to fill out any paperwork. So if any of that's necessary to be on the ballot, can somebody figure that out for me? Maybe if there's something I have to sign I could do that, but I'm not really into the paperwork. So I'll let somebody else take care of that. But here's the deal. I'm not going to be running as a primary candidate, meaning not your first choic…
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