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r, including the coronavirus. It's called the simultaneous sip. Go. Every time I use that little Trump phrase I always smile to myself because it's so effective. You know when Trump brands something or puts a nickname on it, he uses this phrase. He goes, it's called the simultaneous sip. Yeah, as if he's not the

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one who named it. He'll say Jeb Bush is called low-energy Jeb. Yeah, without reference to the fact that he's the one who started it. I always laugh when he does that.

All right. Well, it looks like in a new poll the voters who are quote unquote enthusiastic, not just supporting but enthusiastic supporters of Joe Biden, 24 percent. 24 percent of Joe Biden supporters are enthusiastic about it. To which I said to myself, really? Really? If I were to dig into these numbers a little bit, maybe get the name of one of these enthusiastic voters, drove over to that enthusiastic voter's house and said, you recently answered a poll question and you're in the 24 percent of people who say you're enthusiastic. You're the enthusiastic. Ask about Joe Biden. Did you really say that? Now, do you think that if you were in person with one of the people who said that they were enthusiastic about supporting Joe Biden, do you believe that you would detect said enthusiasm?

Now, I do believe the polling was accurate in the sense that, you know, a question was asked, that answer was given, it was recorded correctly and tabulated. So I'm sure the polling was, yeah, I think it was Rasmussen. It was it. I don't forget who it was, but whoever it was, I'm sure they did the polling correctly. But do you really think you would find that person? Really? Like, is it a coincidence that I have never met anybody who supports him who's excited about it? Ever? Have you ever seen one of his biggest supporters? Alyssa, what's her name? Alyssa the actress whose name I'm forgetting at the moment. You know, she tweets about him and supports him and stuff. And even her tweets and her support for him looks like she's working at it. It looks like she had to swallow hard and say, well, vote for Joe Biden. I mean, it just, everything about his supporters screams I wish I didn't have to be doing this. It's this or Bernie or Trump. And what am I going to do?

So that's the most ridiculous poll number I've ever seen, that 24 percent of people are enthusiastic about Biden. There are none. Oh yeah, Alyssa Milano. I'm sorry, I forgot her name. How could I forget Alyssa Milano's name? I must be really tired. It's not like we don't hear her name

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enough. I'll say again, by the way, yeah, I say this because it makes you mad. I think I enjoy it. But I think I enjoy bothering you with this. I have a lot of respect for Alyssa Milano. While I would not agree with many of her positions politically or otherwise, she is the real deal. She's not just celebrity drive-by. She's invested. She's got skin in the game. She is trying to make the country…

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