Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 2, 2026
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Unban, pom pom pom pom pom. What time is it? Does anybody know what time it is? Let me check. Oh, it's time for the simultaneous sip. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, DJ Doctor Funk Juice. You know what time it is. Yes, you do. It's time for the simultaneous

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sip. All you need is really not much. All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice, or stein, a canteen, jug, or flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And get ready for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's a beverage that is spewing hearts. I think if I've got my left and righ…

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