Boom. Hey everybody, come on in here. I didn't notice you were here till just now. Hello. Good to see you, Sharon and Ken. It's good to see ya. Grab a seat. It's time for a Coffee with Scott Adams. Best part of your day. And if you want to really maximize it, to really enjoy the moment, it's time to come together in a little thing that I think brings the left and the right together, brings the people from all over together. It's the one unifying thing that happens in this world, and it's called the simultaneous sip.

How do you participate, you ask? Simple. It's simple. You don't need much. All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass or snifter, stein, chalice, tankard, thermos, flask, canteen, grail, gob