So I'm in a hotel. That's just an overnight hotel before we end up in our actual destination. And this is a four-star hotel, but they have one employee. So the woman who works the front desk — and there's only one of them — is sort of the only person. And she said yeah, nobody else here. There's no porters, nobody's gonna take your bags. Just me. All the restaurants are closed. No room service.

So we got here at night, couldn't get food. And they have one of those situations where you put your room key card in a little unit right by the door so that the only time the AC and the lights come on is if you've got your room key in it. So I walk in, I put my room key in, the entire unit just falls off the wall onto the floor. You know, the whole front part of it just collapsed as soon as I put my card in it. Just falls on the floor.

So I'm having a four-star vacation experience, which if I'm being honest, closer to a two, because the coronavirus takes two stars right off the top. But later today we will be in a much better place. I'll tell you about it later, and that will be amazing.