Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 1, 2026
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Bum bum bum bum bum. Everybody, you hear the siren call. It sounds like this: bum bum bum bum bum bum. Yes, it's time for Coffee with Scott Adams and the simultaneous sip. World famous. Really, it's gonna be the best Coffee with Scott Adams all day until possibly later. And we've got lots of stuff to talk about today.

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In order to enjoy it to its maximum, all you need is a coffee mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice or a stein, a canteen, a dirty old flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including the pandemic. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

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Well, there's so much silly news today that I almost can't stand it. I like the silly news, the stuff that really doesn't make any difference at all to anything. I'm much less interested in the bad news that really affects people. That stuff's just sad. Let's start at the top. Here's a provocative thought for you. If the coronavirus only targeted young males, would the economy have shut down? I s…

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