ted. We've never had an American pope. And I heard some people who know what they're talking about say that in the past when they considered American candidates to be pope, the cardinals decided that they didn't want to make it look like America owned everything. America has the biggest military, has the biggest economy, and they didn't want it also to look like it was leading the Catholic Church. So apparently the thinking was that they wouldn't select an American pope until America was in decline, so it wouldn't look like America was getting all the good stuff.

So I don't know. Is America in decline? Has the Catholic Church just basically indirectly given us the warning? I guess we could have an American pope now. Looks like you're all in decline.

Let's see if this is working. But the American pope grew up in Chicago and went to Villanova and he was a math major and he speaks five languages. Good luck to him. We'll see.

It feels like if the Catholic Church wanted to have more influence in big things that America is involved in, it would probably help a lot that they've got an American pope. Don't you think the American pope could pick up the phone and just call Trump? Of course he could. They could just have a phone call. Whereas I don't think there's ever been a pope who spoke English. When was the last time there was a pope who spoke English? And there's never been an American one. So Trump would take the call and he'd probably hang out with him if he wanted to. He'd probably have dinner with him.

So it might be one of the most genius things the Catholics have come up with if they want to have some kind of more influence on things they care about like immigration, the environment, etc. So we'll see how that works out.

In other incredibly important news, Melania Trump unveiled a US stamp honoring Barbara Bush. I guess it was a little dicey about who would be unveiling it because President Trump has said such bad things about the Bush family in the past. So he was the wrong choice. Melania was probably exactly the right choice. And not many of the Bush family showed up. I guess some cousins or something showed up.

But all I can say about the Barbara Bush stamp is personally I'd be afraid to lick it. But that's just me. That's the oldest joke in the world. You knew somebody was going to say that.

According to the New York Post, there's this top ex-NASA official who claims he saw a large white flying saucer in a big warehouse that had a US Air Force logo and he was told it was using alien technology that they had captured. He claims that he once actually saw it himself. Dr. Gregory Rogers, and it was part of a secretive project.

Now how many of you think that's true? Do you think this story is true? And the US Air Force built their own UFO based on alien technology? I have one word for you. Nope. I don't care how many times they try to tell us the same story. No, I'm not even sure I would believe a video of it. I would need to see a real person who was not part of the military standing next to it, some credible reporter put his hands on it, ride around in it, show us the alien craft. It would take so much to convince me that we had captured off-world alien technology and built a spacecraft and then we don't use it because apparently this would have been 30 years ago.

So do you think we've had alien technology for 30 years and it's really the good stuff? And for 30 years we decided not to use it? I don't believe any of this stuff. Not even a little bit. A two-hour podcast with Bob Lazar wouldn't change my mind. Bob Lazar? Are you kidding me? How many of you think Bob Lazar is a credible source? That is so not credible.

Last night was the weirdest. I actua