Well, let's check the stocks and see how the stock market's doing. Well, everybody's coming in. Oh, pretty good. All right, looks like mildly up in the things that I care about. Mildly rumblings up. Wow. Well, let's get my comments going and then we'll have the show that you've been waiting for. Wow, it's going to be good. You'll love it. Just you wait.

All right, Locals, let's see your comments. There you go. We're all set for action. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

Wait, wait, I'm getting some breaking news. There is a new study. I'm not making this up, but there's a study in the American Journal of Epidemiology. They found that caffeine consumption was associated with higher levels of testosterone and better erections. Well, sippers, I salute you.

But if you'd like to join in, all you need is a covered mug, glass, tanker, chalice, stein, a canteen, sugar flask, a vessel of any kind, even a blood vessel if you know what I mean. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. Salute. Is that what salute means? Probably not. Probably not. It's a new meaning.

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