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ats. They're eating the dogs. Just had to add that. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's calle

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d the simultaneous sip. And you're here for it.

Well, there's a new study about coffee. Are you surprised? There's always a new study about coffee. And this time, according to the Indian Express, coffee is a repository of antioxidants. And the more you drink, the better your skin looks. That's right. Those who drink black coffee don't crack. No wrinkles. That's why I look so smooth, don't I? Totally smooth. It's all the coffee. I used to be full of wrinkles, but I drank coffee until they went away. No, it's not true. That's not true. I rubbed it on my body until it went away.

By the way, it reminds me of my favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger story. When he was first coming up and everybody could see that he was the star and he started winning things, he'd go to the gym and the young guys would be like, what's your secret? What's your secret? And people asked him so often that he started to carry a little bottle of oil with him. And it was just motor oil. It literally was motor oil. And he'd take it out of his bag and he'd say, if you rub this on your

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muscles and don't wash it off, leave it on there for 24 hours, it'll make you stronger, make your muscles grow or something. And so he would get these young guys in the gym to take a bottle of motor oil, rub it all over their body, and leave it on for a day. And then later he'd tell them it was a joke. That's one of the best stories. I hope it's true. But I think Arnold tells that story. Well, a…

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