e jeans sort of they work in every situation except formal. You know, like they're easy to wash and take care of and they don't cost too much and they feel good, they make you look — they basically do everything. So I thought, well, maybe I can make a food that does that, just sort of does everything.

Now the company didn't work out for other reasons, partly because the formula in the burrito made you fart so hard that it would inflate your socks, as I once wrote. And that was sort of a negative. So we couldn't really mask all the minerals in it because in order to get a good mineral and vitamin count you had to put all these additives in there. So you couldn't get anywhere near the taste that you wanted because you had to mask all the minerals.

Now you might say to yourself, why do you have to add anything to food? Like if your burrito is full of all the things that have the vitamins and minerals — you know, your broccoli and your kale and your beans and whatever — why do you have to add anything? Well, it's because you've been lied to forever. When you were told that if you just have a balanced diet you'll get your vitamins and minerals, if you do the math you'll find out that no matter how much you eat and no matter how well you eat, you don't come anywhere near it. The food you eat doesn't