Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 2, 2026
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. And you know what I say: let there be light. Let there be lighting. Let us be perked up at once. Look at that. Look at that. That's called p

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roduction and quality. Impressive, I know.

If you'd like to take this production quality up to a level that nobody's ever seen before, well, all you need is a cup, a mug, or a glass, a tankard, a stein, a canteen, a growler, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now in the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing tha

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t makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. Yes, I did get a haircut. Thanks for mentioning it. Do I look more like my mug now? Yeah, look at that. Identical. You cannot tell the difference between me and the picture on my coffee mug. Which one's me? You can't tell. You can't tell. Well, today is just the weirdest, weirdest, wonderful day. There is bad n…

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