Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 22, 2026
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called a Coffee with Scott Adams, and you're very lucky to be here, especially if you're seeing

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it live. And if you'd like to take your experience up to the orgasmic levels of euphoria that you know you deserve, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a thermos, a flask, a vessel. You also need my permission to put one on. Yes, yes, yes. Thank you for the assist. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. That happens now

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. Ahhh. Much better. Well, I just saw a tweet from Elon Musk who says a friend of his who lives in San Francisco had a bullet go through his wall of his apartment yesterday. But that's not the interesting part. The interesting part is it's the second time. Imagine living in San Francisco and on two occasions, two separate occasions, a bullet goes ripping through your apartment. Now I have what I…

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