Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 22, 2026
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization, the best thing that ever happened to you and anybody you'd know. And

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if you'd like to take your experience to levels that nobody's ever seen before in the known universe, all you need is a mug or glass, a tankard, chalice or stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. If it happens now... go. That's some good stuff.

Well, I know what you all want to talk about: Tucker Carlson and the news and stuff like that. But I'd like to su

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ggest a theme for today's live stream. Do you like it when I have a theme, when all the news coincidentally seems to fit a theme? And here it is. We'll put it together as we go. But first I would like to do a demonstration of the wisdom of my audience, the smartest audience in the history of the world. Don't answer. Don't answer the question before I ask it. Stop it. Stop it. They're answering th…

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