Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 1, 2026
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neous sip and it happens now. Go. I will stipulate that that is the best sip of the year. That's what. Well I don't know about you but how was your New Year's Eve celebration? Me, I haven't had human contact in two days which was not what I planned at all. I actually planned something very expensive last night but the Bay Area was underwater so there was no traveling. So I got to spend a lot of…

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p my drainage ditch are now visiting my neighbors because I'm at the top of a hill and there was just enough water to carry the rocks all the way down the hill and around to the neighborhood.

So yesterday I spent much of my day cleaning up rocks from my neighbors in front of my neighbor's homes. But on the good side it did drain just about where it was supposed to. It's just that whole rock buoyancy thing we didn't get right. So I'm going to recommend my gardener that he sign up for a class in physics, fluid dynamics, and then maybe take another run at it. Something like that.

All right so I'm sure that'll work out. San Francisco was so wildly wet, some kind of record rainfall, that the sewers were getting so much pressure from all the water that it was starting to shoot out. So there's all these videos this morning. It's just like shooting out there. Now it's not just in one place either. Apparently there are a number of places where

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it was doing that. Now to me it looked like a portal from hell. So it was reported as a weather related phenomenon but I'm pretty sure those are demons and the demons are made entirely of feces and fentanyl. So San Francisco figured out a way, and I think they had to think pretty hard. They thought, "Huh, we've created a dystopian hellscape but is there any way we can take that up a level? Is the…

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