Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 1, 2026
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Good morning, everybody, and congratulations. You made it to the highlight of civilization. Good job. I guess somebody's on it. You're on it. You're on top of it now. Suppose you'd like to take it up to an

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other level. Oh yeah, it's possible. Seems impossible but it's possible. And all you need for that is a coffee mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice or stein, that canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's c

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alled the simultaneous sip and it happens now. Well, got some breaking news. There's some news coming in that Michael Avenatti is consulting with Stormy Daniels on how to prepare his ass for jail. Okay, I just stole that joke from somebody on Locals. I'm not sure if you want to give him credit for that joke. Not my joke. I stole that joke. For like two minutes before we went live I've been laughi…

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