ultaneous sip. Somewhere around the world at any moment there's somebody doing the simultaneous sip. Yeah, it's true.

Well, I have an alert. This is sort of an early warning. I like to catch problems when they're just developing. Some people wait till it's too late. Not me. I like to catch them early. You've all seen Planet of the Apes. The apes become sentient and intelligent, and I guess they were sentient but they become intelligent and they take over the world. Well, I'm seeing the same thing starting to develop, not with monkeys, not with apes, but with dogs. I've been watching a lot of reels on Instagram and I've determined the following. There are two kinds of dogs. One, dumb dogs. That's the kind I have. A dumb dog eats and poops and likes to take walks and basically it's a dog. But have you noticed that the reels that involve specifically Husky dogs, have you seen any of those reels? There's something about that specific kind of dog that's starting to worry me because if you watch enough of these animal-related funny videos you start to notice a pattern. The Husky dogs are very close to fully intelligent. It's really weird. And if it had been one dog I would have said to myself, well that's one clever dog. But it does look to me like the Huskies have evolved to something that doesn't look like dog intelligence. It's scary. I mean some of them seem to just have full language skills. They can't talk but they can hear. I don't know what's going on but keep an eye on those Huskies. They could take over the world.

Just before I got on I heard about another medical cure that I can take credit for. The weirdest thing about my caree