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Oh my god, oh my god. Wait, wait, I don't think I can resist a double sip. Oh god, did I need that.

Well let's talk about Paul Pelosi's DUI. You know, Nancy Pelosi's husband got stopped for a DUI recently. And today we learned that he allegedly, and I guess we should highlight allegedly because this does sound a little bit too on the nose, I have to admit it doesn't sound true, but I'm going to tell you what is allegedly reported. That he handed officers his driver's license and an 11-99 Foundation card, which is a group that supports highway patrol and provides scholarships for their children.

Now here's the thing. Here's the thing. If one of you, you know, some unfamous, less rich person had tried this approach, I would have said, ah, worth a try. Worth a try, right? If it's a normal person I'd say yeah, whatever, everybody's got an angle. Yeah, it's worth a try.

But when somebody of Nancy Pelosi's husband's prominence, if this is true, it just makes you want to slap him, doesn't it? Now regardless of whether this trick works, and I assume it doesn't because he got arrested, right, so it looks like it doesn't work, but if it's true you just want to slap him. Am I right?

There's just something about the combination of who it was plus