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Well, how many of you saw my doorbell video of my DoorDash delivery guy stealing a package from my front door? I posted it on Twitter. And you know, it's interesting. So it's a package from Amazon, but it's a DoorDash guy stealing it. Now, the value of the package, I can tell you since I figured out what was in it, was maybe ten dollars. Approximately a ten-dollar value. In fact, it was just a female product for some cosmetic beauty purpose. Completely useless.
Now, how much work am I going to put into correcting this ten-dollar loss? So I've already invested a couple of hours looking through the video cameras. And you know, I've got redundant video. But I'll tell you my favorite part of the video that you haven't seen, because the video I posted is a view from behind, so you don't see the face of the perpetrator. But I have one from the other angle that's a complete video, so I can see the whole thing.
So here's the funniest part. Do you think that somebody who walks up to a house like mine expects there to be a security video? There are probably zero houses like mine in a certain neighborhood that don't have video security. I mean, they all do. My neighborhood has so many cameras. We're all organized on a WhatsApp chat. So if there's even the least bit suspicious car or person in the neighborhood, all of our phones light up and then everybody goes to their video cameras. And all of a sudden you've got video of every angle of this guy walking through the neighborhood. We've got so much video footage of anybody who comes within a mile of our community.
But here'
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s the funny part. The guy who stole my package, he had to know I had a video camera there. And the funny part is he's looking for it. So you don't see that on the video I posted, but he backs up. He's got the package in his hand and he realizes that he still has a chance to put it down if he sees a video camera. Right then it's not quite a crime yet. So you see him holding the package and he has t…
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