know, I returned from a week in Hawaii. I was trying to do a little writer's getaway. Now many of you enjoy vacations. How many of you enjoy vacations? In the comments, do you enjoy vacations? I don't really know what that's like exactly, but I hear people love them. Now for the past 33 years, which is really the only time I've had enough money to take a vacation, I've also been working too hard to take a vacation. So I don't know if I've ever taken one where I wasn't also working. So this was a working vacation. In fact, it was the only reason I did it. I went away for a week just to get away from the distractions of being home.

Let me show you what I came back to. So after my nice relaxing — but I worked all week, but it was still relaxing — my relaxing time in an ideal place, I come back to my house. And you should know that my home has a feature in the front lawn. There's this very old and beautiful stately oak. It's a really interesting gigantic tree. It's sort of the main feature of the house. And by main feature of the house, I mean that it's laying across the lawn right now. So the main visual feature of my home collapsed yesterday morning. I was laying across my lawn. It's just dead. So that is the primary visual appeal of my house. Just went away.

But I went into my man cave after being gone a week and missing my man cave, and I said to myself, you know, I really want to relax, which is what you do in the man cave. And so I was relaxing in there until I saw t