ll take it all. You don't leave money on the table. No, you don't.

So to take this to the ultimate experience, all you need is, well, a copper mug or a glass or a tankard. Hell, this time you can't eat your flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Barbara made it. Everybody, Barbara finally made it for the simultaneous sip.

Barbara, this one's for you. It's the dopamine hit of the day. It's the thing that makes everything better, especially Barbara's day. It's called the simultaneous sip. Barbara, do you have witnesses? Because I'm talking to you directly. You didn't see this coming, did you? Is it freaking you out, Barbara?

It's about us now. It's just me and you, Barbara. Get ready. Are the people around you watching this? Because if this is happening to you alone, it's gonna be awful. It's gonna be terrible because you're gonna be like, is anybody seeing this? My iPad is talking directly to you. To me. That's right, Barbara. I'm talking directly to you.

Get ready for the simultaneous sip. The rest of you can join in too with Barbara. Go.

And that, ladies and gentlemen... yes, I'm sorry, I just read a funny comment on the Locals platform.

Now let me tell you a little story. And here's why. Today I looked at the news to prepare for my award-winning—well, not yet, but I think it had award-winning—livestream. And I said to myself, well, it's sort of a thin news day. But ye