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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the best thing that's ever happened to you. Yeah, I know that's a big claim, but I'm going to back it up. By the end of this live stream you're going to say to yourself, "Wow, that might have been the best thing that's ever happened to me." And you've had sex, so that's
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Now if you'd like to make it extra extra good, what would you do? That's right, that's right, you all got it right. You'd have the simultaneous sip. And all you'd use is a copper mug or glass or tankard, chalice, canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better
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except shopping. It's called the simultaneous sip. Happens now. Go. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Well, happy Black Friday, as the racists call it. I call it All Day Friday or All People Friday. Yeah, it's All People Friday because it turns out that you're allowed — what was that? Something bad just happened anyway. It turns out that you're allowed to shop today even if y
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