Good morning everybody, and welcome to the best thing that ever happened to you and maybe anybody else. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams.

There's a little thing called the simultaneous sip that's coming up in a moment, but I have to set the stage.

Have I ever told you how much I hate sleeping? I'm the only person I know. I'm sure there are others, but I hate sleeping. And so I wake up naturally quite early. I start work at 4:00 a.m. usually. That'd be my ideal time to start work.

So last night I woke up in bed and I thought to myself, you know, I think I'm just going to get up because I was awake. And I didn't really check the clock because my internal clock's pretty accurate. I thought that's pretty close to 4:00 a.m., give or take. So I got up. It turned out to be 1:45.

1:45 is when I woke up this morning, and I was already up and around and patting the dog. And I thought, YouTube Vegas. So let's just say that the quality of this live stream might be a little bit lower than what you're used to. I'm just trying to set the expectations.

But still, despite all of that, how terrific is it going to be to do the simultaneous sip? It's going to be amazing.

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