Except apparently that big ship that is stuck in the Suez Canal. But let us see if we can get that out.

Yeah, I think the simultaneous sip has the power to dislodge shipping vessels from canals. Go. I feel they are wiggling right now. Yep. Oh, hold on. I feel it coming loose. It is coming loose.

Well, let us talk about all the stories. Yes, let us talk about that big old ship. So the name of the ship, humorously, is the Evergreen. Is that not kind of perfect? Because the story became an evergreen, and Evergreen is like it never goes away. Every day you wake up and there is still a ship stuck in the Suez Canal, and you are not going to be able to wipe your ass if it stays there much longer.

So this morning the news was that at least one part of it got free, and everybody is thinking, yay, if one part of it is free, it is not going to take long to get the other part free, is it? Except they let the wind blow it back into its stuck position. And I ask you, is the wind around the Suez Canal sort of a special kind of wind? Is it the kind of wind that targets specific ships? Because it seems to me that a Suez Canal that is filled with shipping ships — that is why they call them ships — they probably figured out the whole wind thing by now, right? But yet I am not hearing that the wind has disrupted shipping all over the world. It seems to be just this little Evergreen ship that gets a little extra wind,