around the world. It happens now. Go.

I can feel that cargo ship starting to be dislodged. One sip. That's all it took. Amazing.

Well, let's talk about all the news. So first of all, let's talk about that giant cargo ship because it's the only fun thing that happened this week. Now that you don't have Trump in the news so much, you have to wait for a cargo ship to draw a giant penis in the ocean. But we got it. We got that.

If you haven't watched the story, apparently that cargo ship that is lodged in the Suez Canal, prior to that the GPS tracking showed a path that looked suspiciously exactly like somebody drawing a dick and balls. Now some say it's a coincidence. I say that if you get stuck in the Suez Canal right after you coincidentally drew a giant dick and balls, the simulation is trying to tell us something. I think it's telling us we're screwed, because in a way, and not in a good way, because I think the Suez Canal is sort of the planet's colon, if you know what I mean. Sort of a tight passage, see what I'm saying? And this giant object is trying to penetrate that but unsuccessfully so far. So we'll see if that gets unloaded before all your toilet paper disappears.

Now here's a real simulation moment. I'm not making this up. I had planned this week to say, can you believe that a year ago, you know, a little less than a year ago, we were worried about running out of toilet pa